| E may be 'appy with an 'Arp in 'eaven, or 'e may be a-groanin' in an 'ospital with a poultice where 'is face ought to be. |
| Did'n'ee 'ear as Jim Tunkiss brought three children to the parish? I reckon 'e inna married, but 'e's bin buttyin' along o' one o' them Monsells. |
| Sometimes 'e jes' bop 'em crost de ear wid a battlin' stick, or kick 'em in de beehind. |
| If we two poor wayfarers could have sat quietly beside each other and chatted in 'e dimpsey light, it would not have been a bit bad, but there was something eternally doing. |
| O dang it, Roger, did 'e ever see sich a sight afore? My gom! what a glorious lumination like! My goles! what a mort of gentry-folk! |
| Lor bless yer, this Lucyun, 'e knowed all the cackles as ever was chinned. |
