And if I'd known about the UK Competitive Eating championships, I would have had a bash, absolutely! |
I just let my feet walk me towards home in the pattern of streets I'd already started to memorize. |
It wouldn't be something I'd have to take from A to Z, point-by-point, and argue and describe. |
Fancypants, yes, but I'd have to slice them up and commence absquatulation! |
I got my abaya and hijab out of my bag, putting them on before I left the plane as I'd been advised. |
Arriving at the office I fired up the computer and started wading through the 105 e-mails I'd received during my week off. |