| On my first trip to the pub I am reminded how half a dozen pints can reduce dazzling intellectuals to burbling halfwits. |
| Worst of all is the disastrous family his daughter is about to marry into, a graceless mob of halfwits headed by a foul-mouthed virago. |
| And the next thing you know, you've got ignorant halfwits claiming that the ACLU is suing stores to stop them from saying Merry Christmas. |
| The punchline is that no matter how many times this gets plainly shown to be true, the halfwits keep on using it. |
| I refuse to hand over my country to a bunch of halfwits who can neither protect us or care for us. |
| It's quite simply that British television is now run by halfwits who are terrified for their jobs and obsessed with youth. |
