Some numpty forgot to make the developing room light-tight so we're all getting fogged film. |
Then a numpty, walkie-talkie jobsworth in a parka sidles up and tells me to shove off. |
The same numpty then clipped the rear end of a truck while another blagger managed to lose his wing mirror altogether. |
Now the great numpty is serving 28 days in prison after another act of Comedy Terrorism in which he chucked paint over a Turner Prize nominated artist. |
I KNOW this hottie who had her mobe and her bumbershoot nicked by a ned but the police said she was a bit of a numpty. |
And the auto-dimming rearview mirror was handy on the Woodhead Pass, when a numpty behind had his headlights on beam. |